"As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."
"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep."
"You're only as good as your last haircut."
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
"Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass."