"Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I'm very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something."
"In the age of the individual's liquidation, the question of individuality must be raised anew."
"You know what makes me feel old? When I see girls who are 20-something, or the new crop of actresses, and think, Aren't we kind of the same age?"
"Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age."
"Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends."
"Of course, the ideal scenario for parenting is obviously two parents of a mature age."
"In passing, we should note this curious mark of our own age: the only absolute allowed is the absolute insistence that there is no absolute."
"Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until they're fair with you."
"Confidence is something you're born with. I know I had loads of it even at the age of 15."
"From my perspective, there's no reason to be afraid of aging, because if you age, you're lucky! The alternative is death."
"Canada has a passive-aggressive culture, with a lot of sarcasm and righteousness. That went with my weird messianic complex. The ego is a fascinating monster. I was taught from a young age that I had to serve, so that turned into me thinking I had to save the planet."
"Better pass boldly into that other world, in the full glory of some passion, than fade and wither dismally with age."
"Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul."
"Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful."
"Age merely shows what children we remain."
"The credit of advancing science has always been due to individuals and never to the age."
"He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden."
"Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age."
"What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy."
"Talk is by far the most accessible of pleasures. It costs nothing in money, it is all profit, it completes our education, founds and fosters our friendships, and can be enjoyed at any age and in almost any state of health."
"Old age is no place for sissies."
"A woman has the age she deserves."
"My mother encouraged me to be artistic. It was written in a contract at an early age that I would be an artist."
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
"He who has not the spirit of this age, has all the misery of it."
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
"It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the work into middle age, and all the regrets into old age."
"There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age."
"I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age."
